Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Lena & Ole Joke

I just love silly jokes.  Here is one I giggle about every time I read it.

LENA and OLE ---
Lena is pregnant with Ole's child. Late one night, Lena vakes up Ole    and says, 'I tink it's time!'

So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor and took her to the hospital to have their first baby.
She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Ole and said, 'A son! Ain't dat Great!'
Well, Ole got excited by dis, but yust den the doctor spoke up and said, 'Hold on! We ain't finished yet!' The doctor den held up a little girl.. He said, 'Hey, Ole! You got you a daughter! She's a pretty little ting, too.'
Ole got kind of puzzled by this, an then the doctor said, 'Holey Moley Ole, we still ain't done yet!' The doctor then delivered another boy and said, 'Ole, you yust had yourself another boy!'


Ole was flabbergasted by this news!

A couple days later, Ole brought Lena and their three Children home in the self-propelled combine. He was real serious and he asked Lena , 'How come we got tree on the first try?'

Lena said, 'You remember dat night we ran out of Vaseline and you vent out in the garage and got dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?'

Ole said, 'Yeah, I do... Uffda! It's a darn good ting I didn't get the WD-40.'

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Happy Valentines Day!

Sending my love to my readers. I appreciate you reading my blog/blathering/random thoughts!!!

First the appreciative one:

And then the funny one for my weird sense of humor!!!

Love ya!

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Church membership

It really bothers me when people talk about how they "believe" in God but hate church. The devotion of today really struck a chord with me. It hits the nail on the head so to speak.  Believing in God but doing NOTHING about it is just as bad as not believing at all.  Read my crooked scanned picture and at least think about joining a church. If you can't bear to join a church at least proclaim your good deeds to the Lord in prayer and thank him.