I do not like banks. They make themselves sound like they are your best friend. They are here for you. Come to us and let us help you reach all your goals.
LIES
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They are here to make a buck off you just like the next guy. I have bank accounts because they are a necessary evil not because I want one. I don't want them to be my friend. I don't want their advertising. AND I don't want their free picnic set for opening a savings account with them.
Instead, give me some decent interest off having my money with you. Don't charge me service fees for everything under the sun. Quit telling me you are here to help ME.
I think you get the idea. I ran across this joke today. It sums it up perfectly.
LIES
LIES
LIES
They are here to make a buck off you just like the next guy. I have bank accounts because they are a necessary evil not because I want one. I don't want them to be my friend. I don't want their advertising. AND I don't want their free picnic set for opening a savings account with them.
Instead, give me some decent interest off having my money with you. Don't charge me service fees for everything under the sun. Quit telling me you are here to help ME.
I think you get the idea. I ran across this joke today. It sums it up perfectly.
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